February 2012
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I interrupt our Glee freakouts for Dalton
storiesbycandlelight:
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hiram: I have a new plan. I'm going to fake an epileptic seizure.
leroy: you're not an epileptic
hiram: that's why I'm going to fake it
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Don't text and drive kids.
Steve Rogers' guide to seducing women.
lady-sigyn-loki:
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americansupersoldier:
Stun her with your cleverness
Amaze her with your bravery
Get her to love your “faults”
Subliminally encourage skin to skin contact
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Bruce Banner’s guide to seducing women:
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Never mind, just pretend you don’t exist.
Tony Stark’s Guide to seducing women:
step 1: walk into the room
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“If you can’t love yourself how the hell you gonna love somebody else?”
– RuPaul
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Is it weird that the song “Eleanor Rigby” By The Beatles gives me a mini anxiety attack? And yet I sit here with it on repeat…
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HEARD YOU LIKE TO FORNICATE
If the drugs don't kill you, Shannan sure as hell...
justforashley:
XD
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“WARNING: The following contains language unsuitable for minors. If you are under...”
– Lanipator “TFS Abridged Parody Blooper Special 1”
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
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time-doesntexist asked: Blue, White, and Grey. Also Black ;)
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